hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Just pee around me
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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