Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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