Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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