Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i think i just lost a toe
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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