I want to have your abortion
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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