STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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