so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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