Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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