I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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