I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
