apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
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I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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