haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
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Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The air was thick with penises
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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