Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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