And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
