I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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