why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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