This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Randomize
