they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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