Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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