who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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