she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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