I wannas sexs uuuuu
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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