we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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