Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
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Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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