There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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