For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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