the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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