Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
foreskin is a definite game changer
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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