talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
soo... how was my night?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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