Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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