I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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