I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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