You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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