i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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