Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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