yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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