But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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