I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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