I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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