worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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