the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
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I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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