thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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