rhymes with "ouble enetration"
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
it's great music for shaving your balls
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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