Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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