she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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