It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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