at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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