is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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