it's like iHOP with fire
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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