he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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