Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ugly people sure do ruin things
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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