Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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