Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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