we have officially lost it.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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