Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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