at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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