I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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