that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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